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WRINKLES
 A mirror if you’ve noticed, has a front, and has a back.
But to look good in one, the looker needs a little knack.
The front is very shiny, and reflects what the back is lacking,
And the back is rather dull, but keeps the front from cracking.
So make sure that when you try the mirror, the back is not a lacking,
Or when you look into the front, you’ll see your face is cracking.

 

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